Meri choot ko khinchte hue baeekars ka ek paiket dekhen

I'm going to have fun with you today.

Well, not actually fucking with you.

But I guess I'll give you a few moments of my precious time

just to tell you my special, exciting adventure I'm going to do today.

I know your ears are just so excited about hearing all the things that I'm going to be doing today.