Main aapko dikhaoonga ki asli bahin kaise banen

Oh my fucking god. What is this that I just found under your bed? Like you've gotta be

******** me. Like where did this come from? It's like, it's pink. You know it was one

thing when I was looking at the computer and there was like fucking naked tranny videos

are watching porno videos of me. I mean come on loser. Like seriously? Wait a minute.

Big, black dong. Oh my god, is this pillow crusty? Holy shit, I can hear it. How many