Gol-mtol kutte shaili!

Dave, weren't you on the Fat Beach Patrol a while back?

Oh yeah, I was about two years ago, but I went astray on the program.

Went astray? I heard you died.

Well, actually, I almost died. You see, I went on a speed binge, and I tried to swim to Hawaii,

and the **** ran out about five days into the trip.